The Wife called me at work today, all a-fluster, and exclaimed that she'd been attacked by a squirrel! Apparently she was driving along with her windows open when, out of the blue, she got pelted by an acorn: "It flew right by my face and smacked me in the arm!" She went on to say that she thought that it was kids throwing rocks and she was going to go back and give them a talking to, but no kids were in sight. Therefore her logical conclusion was that it had to have been a squirrel who threw the acorn, "because who else would be throwing acorns?!"
Later, when I was telling her how the Nun at work got to talking about various criminal activities and trials going on, and so I said, "she's quite the crime buff." There was a pause, and then in a somewhat shocked tone, "She's a Crime Boss?!? No wonder she gets out of all those traffic tickets!"
The Nun will, from this day forward, will be known as Sister Crime Boss.
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